Privacy Policy

We respect your privacy, intentionally and without compromise.

When you submit your information through this site, we collect only what’s needed to process your order, respond to your messages, and keep you in the loop (if you’ve opted in). This may include your name, email, shipping address, and sizing preferences—never your secrets or late-night snacking habits.

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information. Ever.

We do, however, share the necessary details (like your name, address, and shirt size) with our trusted manufacturing and shipping partner—the folks who prepare and send your shirts. They use this info only to fulfill your order and provide tracking and status updates, not to start a pen-pal relationship.

By using this site, you agree to this policy. If you have questions, concerns, or just want to say hello, reach out. We’re two humans behind the curtain, and we actually read our messages.