A toast to the Age of Transparency, and to our Lizard Overloads!
Ah, the glorious days of corsets, cobblestone, and cold-blooded dominion. Back when our lizard overlords roamed among us in broad daylight, with tail-coats over actual tails, monocles balanced on snouts, and claws delicately clutching bone china. No cloaking tech, no secret tunnels… just good manners, top hats, and the occasional hiss during afternoon tea. Social order was simple then: you curtsied to the scales, and life had structure.
• Materials: Polyester.
• Size: XS – 4XL
• 5-7 working days production.
• ETA for Delivery: Standard Delivery in 18 days / Express Delivery in 9 days.
• All over printing on the classic Hawaiian hula shirt.
• Lightweight polyester fabric with great breathability.
• Convenient and stylish flap collar.
